The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in United Otter Emirates
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Be happy, or not...whatever” | |
| 2. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Moo” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” |
