by Max Barry

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The Most Authoritarian in United States

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, United States is ranked 6,378th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Dark Disparaging States of American CollectivismCorporate Police State Halliburton“OUR GREATEST MOST GLORIOUS DEAR LEADER OWNS ALL MOTTOS”
22.The Brilliant Plan of Drill Baby DrillFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“It seemed like a good idea at the time.”
23.The Condimental Superiority of French DressingDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“That extra zing.”
24.The Ubiquity of Ants Are EverywhereFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Seriously. Look around. Ants are all over the place.”
25.The Oppressed Peoples of Fareed zakariaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“As always, I recommend a book...”
26.The French Fish of Le FishAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“I am a French fish.”
27.The Bewildered Perplexity of GenderqueerCorporate Police State Halliburton“Androgyny. Mystery. Broccoli.”
28.The Black Kingdom of Harlem HeatCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“ Can you say President Obama ?      Always bet on BLACK”
29.The Regularity of Two Poops MagooDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Guess how many times I pooped today.”
30.The Dominion of The Price of Tea in ChinaCorporate Police State Halliburton“What's that got to do with me?”
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