by Max Barry

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United States World Census

The Most Authoritarian in United States

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, United States is ranked 4,960th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The BS Detector of October SurprisePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“SURPRISE!”
2.The Ideologically Pure Reality of Kitty Cat Meow Thousand DollarsPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Snooki's Pregnant.”
3.The Boundless Vault of Batroc the LeaperCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Very clevair, mon capitaine! But not clevair enough!”
4.The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy DuckIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“I am a loathesome creature.”
5.The Dictatorship of Kim JongIlIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“United State is Axis Evil ”
6.The Inevitable Victory of The InsurgencyIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“We've got nothing but time.”
7.The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin PutinPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Yeehaw!”
8.The All-American Whimsy of Orion NebulaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“In the heart or in the head I won't stay dead”
9.The Bitter Twang of Lemon ChickenPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Pucker up.”
10.The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo DPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“I came to rock the human race.”
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