The Most Authoritarian in United States
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, United States is ranked 4,960th in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|1.||The BS Detector of October Surprise||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“SURPRISE!”|
|2.||The Ideologically Pure Reality of Kitty Cat Meow Thousand Dollars||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“Snooki's Pregnant.”|
|3.||The Boundless Vault of Batroc the Leaper||Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship||“Very clevair, mon capitaine! But not clevair enough!”|
|4.||The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“I am a loathesome creature.”|
|5.||The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“United State is Axis Evil ”|
|6.||The Inevitable Victory of The Insurgency||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“We've got nothing but time.”|
|7.||The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin Putin||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“Yeehaw!”|
|8.||The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“In the heart or in the head I won't stay dead”|
|9.||The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“Pucker up.”|
|10.||The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“I came to rock the human race.”|