The Most Corrupt Governments in USSD
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Vetelo | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Glory to the USSD” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of 4meric4 | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “мы диктатура пролетариата” | |
| 3. |  The Royal Riham of Kaku | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “pobedonosen suyuz” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of Art-F4n- | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Lumity” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of 198964 | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. |  The Allied States of Russian Subsidiaries | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Who is Joe and what happened to their mama?” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of ZHS0715 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Spitakan Alty | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of United Areacks | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Do the right things” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Sundar archipelago | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Unity and equality ” |
