The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Virginia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Blacksburg | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Motto...” | |
| 2. |  The State of Caulfeild | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Virginia Founder” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Dictator 1600 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Dixon Beach | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Rising Up” | |
| 5. |  The State of ICEX | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Exchange” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Mother of Presidents | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Hail to the Chiefs” | |
| 7. | The State of NPE | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “State” | |
| 8. |  The State of Psychotic 1 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Psychotic Dictatorship” | |
| 9. | The Republic of the Commonwealth of The Father-Land | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Victory for the honor of the Commonwealth” | |
| 10. |  The District of Tox Uthat | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “From Many, One” |
