The Nudest in Waffle House
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Waffle House is ranked 17,861st in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Crontab 22 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Just like clockwork” |
