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The Most Advanced Public Education in War Weary

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Last Stand of War Weary	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Here we go Again!”
2.	The Devils Den of Delaware Dragons	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Hell, Fire, and Brimstone”
3.	The Hellenic Wars of Hector and Achilles	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Choose Your Weapons”
4.	The Riddlers of Riddlemeree	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Hey Presto!”
5.	The Sergeant's Black Den of Wulfenite	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“We Pack A Punch”
6.	The Olive Oligarchy of Oesolia	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Anarchy, Anarchy, All is Anarchy”
7.	The Seekers of Other Life Forms of Moterto	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“We Live Anywhere!”
8.	The Tar Deposits of Athabasca Sands	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Thar's Black Gold in them thar Sands!”
9.	The Red Guardian of Cemetery Sentinals	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Stand Guard Over Me”