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Warschauer Pakt World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Warschauer Pakt

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Warschauer Pakt is ranked 1,065th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Socialist Federal Republic of SchillikiaNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Bratstvo i Jedinstvo”
2.The Communist Confederation of SaraloniaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“For the peace and the Marxism-Saralonism to War!!”
3.The Democratic People's Republic of FederatsiyaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Flames and fires worldwide, we seek to ignite!”
4.The Free Councilist Commonwealth of Calamari LandsLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“So long and thanks for all the calamari”
5.The Socialist People's Republic of Pine PeaksInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Alone we dream, united we achieve!”
6.The Proletariat Popular Republic of Mexico socialistaAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Por el socialismo!!”
7.The Senate of MLGDoglandFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“dats right its ur boi kermit”
8.The United Socialist States of Chicagoan SocialistsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“One for all, united.”
9.The Colony of The Great Tiger Shark LandScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“A land of diverse cultural history is here to stay.”
10.The Demokratische Republik of Unsere OstdeutschlandFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Proletarier aller Lšnder vereinigt Euch!”