The Safest in Warzone Asia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Imperial Realms of Last Velneria | Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society | “Formed by Many, Forever as One” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Asian Revolutionary League | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Long live the Republic” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Quaratka | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Capitalism is government sponsored corruption.” | |
| 4. |  The Admiralty of Alnorud | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “La Loy et la Foy” | |
| 5. |  The Nationalist Republic of Donestk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Peace and Prosperity is the way” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Military State of El Reyno Mexicano | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “ViVa La Reyna Y ViVa El Reynó Mexicano” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Vweewian | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We aww fwoat in a see of dweam.” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Arcifia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “A nation without borders is not a nation” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Natorkdor | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “The Jewel of Eurasia” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ranma Saotome | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Anything Goes Martial Arts” |
