The Nudest in Warzone Asia
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Asian Revolutionary League | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Long live the Republic” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Imperial Realms of Last Velneria | Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society | “Formed by Many, Forever as One” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Military State of El Reyno Mexicano | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “ViVa La Reyna Y ViVa El Reynó Mexicano” | |
| 4. |  The Stoned Samurai Code of Wesley Fists | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I'm trying to make up for my past.” | |
| 5. |  The MacDonald of Belfinlay | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “My hope is constant in thee” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Triceraton Prime | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Honeycutt for the Republic” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Natorkdor | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “The Jewel of Eurasia” | |
| 8. |  The United Federation of Angrunia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Colonization of warzone asia, is PERFECT” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Quaratka | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Capitalism is government sponsored corruption.” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Detective Prince | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “You can't judge others by their appearances” |
