The Fattest Citizens in Warzone Australia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Warzone Australia is ranked 22,428th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Place of Sacred Uluru | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “It evokes deep familiarity on an unfamiliar level.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Qassialik | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Loving couple of Shipping Fan | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
| 4. |  The One World Government of World Assembly Administered Territory | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Run by the WA since 2020/09/16!” | |
| 5. |  The Greater National Collective of Isle Khronion | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Progress Unbound” | |
| 6. |  The Peoples Federation of The Campbell Nation | Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy | “Ne Obliviscaris” |
