The Most Rebellious Youth in Warzone Vacation Resort
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Scattered Colonies of The Isles of Random | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Pride in today, Hope for the future” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of White Widows | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “Our patience will achieve more than our force.” | |
| 3. |  The Magical Forces of Humba Wumba | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “I am best shaman.” |
