The Highest Economic Output in Washington DC
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of One Observatory Circle | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “done” | |
| 2. |  The State of Magnastious | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Just That” | |
| 3. |  The State of Xei | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “RIP” | |
| 4. |  The District of Brascotia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Community” | |
| 5. |  The State of Washington Circle | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “RIP” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Jerry Zimmerman | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 7. |  The State of Walfischbucht | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Unity, Liberty, Justice” | |
| 8. |  The State of Corruptona | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “How much” | |
| 9. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner20 | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Romulus” | |
| 10. |  The United States of The White House | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “The White House” |
