The World World Census
The Largest Retail Industry in the World
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Eschew Obfuscation” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No it is not” | |
4. | The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
5. | The Republic of Buyers United | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Motto” | |
6. | The Hand Puppet of Beelzenef | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Murderers” | |
7. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
8. | The Sheep shoop of Vest Oldabre | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “sheep shoop” | |
9. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
10. | The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” |