by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Free Markets, Free People”
2.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
3.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
5.The Hellhole of FudgedupCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“It's just a prank bro!”
6.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
7.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State Halliburton“None shall stop our conquest!”
8.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.The Empire of VeremurIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Strength Through Discipline”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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