The World World Census
The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
2. | The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
3. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
4. | The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Peace Is Our Profession” | |
5. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Oderint Dum Metuant” | |
6. | The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “An equal opportunity hate group.” | |
7. | The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!” | |
8. | The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
9. | The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Give pea... ummm... war a chance.” | |
10. | The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed” |