The Highest Drug Use in Where the Wild Things Are
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The King of All Wild Things | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I'll eat you up!” | |
| 2. |  The Community of The Lake Lands | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “A Lakeside Makes A Home” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Pasture Lands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We Need Sun, Rain, and Seeds!” |
