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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in White House

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Federal Security Service	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Community”
2.	The Queendom of Frontier	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Puppet Master State”
3.	The State of Guaira	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“Peace and Justice”
4.	The District of Hsueh-Fu Kuo	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
5.	The Queendom of Maher	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.	The State of Mathieu	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“From Many, One”
7.	The State of Minister	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“We Will Endure”
8.	The Queendom of Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”