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The Largest Black Market in Windows

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Windows is ranked 1,061st in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Plucky Festive Moonrise of D006Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Werewolves seek brains under the yellow twilight moon.”
2.The Dancing Skellingtons of D014Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Mood: white bones make up for unlucky lack of brains”
3.The Puppy Dog Tails of D023Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Lucky pup mood: Tickled pink and merry”
4.The Ice Blue Tigers of D024Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“We're blue and ready to eat you. Don't blink.”
5.The Holy Wall of Windows of TheDefenestratorMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Pink Bodies Asplode When They Splatter”
6.The HolyWall of Death on a Match of D066Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Silver threads and golden needles.”
7.The Boxy Moonbase of D076Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Merry lucky smooth blue Caesar suspended in a time cube”
8.The Holy Bowl Of Ramen of D017Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“The steaming purple bowl can open hidden treasures”
9.The Sparkling Silver Martinis of D057Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Lucky Golden Girl, with her festive playful nature”
10.The Ultra Clean Scalp of D091Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Have you seen my festive purple pencil box?”
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