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The Nudest in Wrigley

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Baseball Team of The Cubs	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Fly The W”
2.	The Loquacious Lipograms of Zwangzug	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“We pawn n00bs”