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The Highest Economic Output in Wyndia

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Incorporated States of The Last Issue	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“My last my everything”
2.	The Federation of Skoda Drivers	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“They paved paradise and put up a parking lot”
3.	The Office of The Yooo Ambassador	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“In the middle of things you will go most safe”
4.	The JEDI of BrawnGP	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“God save the Jedi”
5.	The Eager Board of State Executioners	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Just keep 'em comin'.”
6.	The Avon of The River Severn	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“If at first you don't succeed, your fired”
7.	The City Limits of ChicosLogos	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Today Decides Tomorrow”
8.	The Legend of Jedland	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Canada”
9.	The Free Land of The Freetopians	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Paul McCartney wrote our ringtones”
10.	The Community of Icebreaker Ships	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Smooth ice is paradise”

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