The Most Scientifically Advanced in Wysteria
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 531st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!” | |
| 2. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 3. |  The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
| 4. |  The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
| 5. |  The Grand Duchy of Marldeep | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Eh, whatever” | |
| 6. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 7. |  The United States of Wars Forever | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “War” | |
| 8. |  The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Per freta hactenus negata” | |
| 9. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 10. |  The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.” |
