The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Wysteria
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 141st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
|1.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|2.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|3.||The Dominion of Complete Bastards||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”|
|4.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
|5.||The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”|
|6.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|7.||The Republic of Miratejo||Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones||“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”|
|8.||The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze||Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers||“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”|
|9.||The Allmighty Power of Nak nak||Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|10.||The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI||Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|