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Wysteria World Census

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Wysteria

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 141st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
2.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
3.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
4.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
5.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
6.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
7.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
8.The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser SozeCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
9.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
10.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NICompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
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