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Wysteria World Census

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Wysteria

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 430th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
2.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
3.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
4.The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The BruceNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
5.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
6.The Nak Nakian WA Embassy of Fortune1Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
7.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
8.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of FeckfaceCorporate Police State Halliburton“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
9.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
10.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NICompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
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