by Max Barry

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The Most Cultured in Wysteria

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 447th in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Classy Realm of Half-MilersCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Sioux is a girl's name.”
2.The Gentle Peoples of Outter MicronesiaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“My rights end where yours begin...”
3.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
4.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
5.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
6.The Grand Duchy of MarldeepInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Eh, whatever”
7.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
8.The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The BruceNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
9.The Democratic States of Quintessence of DustDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“We will always be a light”
10.The Republic of HafamarimyhtScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Ihėdavjė Danėdunči Hafamariju / Republļka Hafamarimėt”
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