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Wysteria World Census

The Most Secular in Wysteria

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 1,886th in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
2.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
3.The United States of Wars ForeverIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“War”
4.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
5.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
6.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of TechnoCorporate Police State Halliburton“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
7.The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The BruceNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
8.The Grand Duchy of MarldeepInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Eh, whatever”
9.The Gentle Peoples of Outter MicronesiaLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“My rights end where yours begin...”
10.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NICompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
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