by Max Barry

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Wysteria World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Wysteria

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 493rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
2.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
3.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
4.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
5.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
6.The Dictatorship of MDRunieInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“MDR never fails if he fails we deny it”
7.The Grand Duchy of MarldeepCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Eh, whatever”
8.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
9.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of TechnoCorporate Police State Halliburton“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
10.The Disputed Territories of ObstinacyDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Per freta hactenus negata”
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