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The Most Influential in Yarnia

World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Duh”
2.	The Dominion of IKINGCAKE	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Cake is love, cake is life, and cake is not a lie.”
3.	The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Throwing giant cat throw pillows for fun!”
4.	The United States of U-S-N-A	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“We will not go quietly into the night!”