The Highest Drug Use in Yet Another Region
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of D42 | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “There is no freedom but personal freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Emirate of Finopol | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “We die eventually” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Morris Cait | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Where black swans, there pink cats” | |
| 4. |  The Ordinary Caring Community of Newez Lissna | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Motto” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Nicar | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Nice!” | |
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Not Pacific | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “From Many, Pacific” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Cuiram | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Money is overrated.” | |
| 8. |  The Borderlands of Yaric Order | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Wrong Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Nation of Isym | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Lux stellarum in obscuram” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of FPL in Yetanore | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “The Educated State is becoming” |
