by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in the World

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
3.The Royal and Imperial Kingdom of BritmattiaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Justus Esto et Non Metue”
4.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
5.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Our upstream provider did it!”
6.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
7.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
8.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
9.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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