The World World Census
The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in the World
World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Flecht | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Motto” | |
| 3. |  The Basket Weaving Factory State of Hoffania | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “This quote is not attributed to Unit 0001” | |
| 4. |  The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
| 5. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Thorvel | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “In the name of God, On guard !” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Chaihna | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Motto” | |
| 8. |  The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Mata ai ni kurukarane” | |
| 9. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” |
