by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Our upstream provider did it!”
2.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
3.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Get Outa Here!!”
4.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Guns. Lots of guns.”
5.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State Halliburton“Oderint Dum Metuant”
6.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadCorporate Police State Halliburton“An equal opportunity hate group.”
7.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Worldrankings: First and last.”
8.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesCorporate Police State Halliburton“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
9.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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