The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
2. | ![]() | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Not That We Care” | |
3. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
4. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
5. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
6. | ![]() | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
7. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
8. | ![]() | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
9. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?” | |
10. | ![]() | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “None shall stop our conquest!” |