The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 2. |  The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Not That We Care” | |
| 3. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 4. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 5. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 8. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 9. |  The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “None shall stop our conquest!” |
