by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Emoticons of Smiley BobLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Where's my wallet?”
2.The Gull Flag Republic of IansisleLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Not That We Care”
3.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“In J.R. We Trust”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
6.The Kingdom of KaigiCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
7.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Gloom Over Dominated”
8.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
10.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State Halliburton“None shall stop our conquest!”
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