by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Emoticons of Smiley BobLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Where's my wallet?”
2.The Gull Flag Republic of IansisleLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Not That We Care”
3.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“In J.R. We Trust”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Republic of ApatatiaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Motto”
6.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State Halliburton“None shall stop our conquest!”
9.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Gloom Over Dominated”
10.The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last OptionDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
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