The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
2. | The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Not That We Care” | |
3. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
4. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
5. | The Republic of Apatatia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Motto” | |
6. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
7. | The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
8. | The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
9. | The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
10. | The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” |