The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
2. | ![]() | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
3. | ![]() | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “We Own Y'all!” | |
4. | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” | ||
5. | ![]() | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?” | |
6. | ![]() | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
7. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.” | |
8. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Timão Eô!” | |
9. | ![]() | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!” | |
10. | ![]() | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.” |