The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” | |
| 3. |  The Yulething of Ratateague | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “ᴀʟʟɍᴀᴛʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɍѳʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sѳɴs” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Softest Kittens | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Motto” | |
| 5. |  The CosmopolitanState of The IGER Civilization | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “For the Greater Good of all Lifeforms.” | |
| 6. |  The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “You mess with the people, you mess with the state!” | |
| 7. |  The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “八百万神 天の安の河原に 神集ひ集ひて” | |
| 8. |  The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Might makes right” | |
| 9. |  The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Gokigenyou onee sama” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Illegitimi non carborundum” |
