The World World Census
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the World
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 3. |  The Reaper of Lord Dominator | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “I Came, I Saw, I Dominated” | |
| 4. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
| 5. |  The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
| 6. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 7. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “My way or the highway” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Veremur | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Strength Through Discipline” | |
| 9. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “None shall stop our conquest!” |
