The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 2. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 3. |  The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Think, stupid!” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” | |
| 7. |  The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 8. |  The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 10. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” |
