The World World Census
The Highest Drug Use in the World
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
2. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
3. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
4. | The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
5. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
6. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
7. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
8. | The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “That's your own problem!” | |
9. | The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Beware!” | |
10. | The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Against Civilization” |