by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.The Rogue Nation of RindianiaCorporate Police State Halliburton“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
4.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Roses have thorns!”
5.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Free Markets, Free People”
6.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
7.The Idiocracy of LamebrainiaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Stupidity is virtue”
8.The Holy Yellow Generalit of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Gloom Over Dominated”
9.The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“One nation under il cavallino rampante”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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