The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Free Markets, Free People”
2.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
3.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“It's just a prank bro!”
5.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“None shall stop our conquest!”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.	The Reaper of Lord Dominator	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
9.	The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
10.	The Empire of Little Flowers	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Roses have thorns!”