by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Secular in the World

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“We Are A Bush. Move Along.”
2.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
3.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Whatever, I do what I want”
4.The Exalted Supremacy of East BorlandIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
5.The Culture of Free SocialismLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Of each according to ability to each according to need.”
6.The Sanctuary of Che TriumphantDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Go Vegan”
7.The Morally Questionable People of FlibblersPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Flibble”
8.The Federal Republic of AiganiaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“We know it”
9.The Grand Duchy of WizardoniaCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Magic is the true power of the world”
10.The People's Woodlands of Nelvana IIIDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“We're crab people now?”
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