by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Highest Economic Output in the World

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Our upstream provider did it!”
2.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
3.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Worldrankings: First and last.”
4.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Get Outa Here!!”
5.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
6.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Roses have thorns!”
7.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
8.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
9.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
10.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
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