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Reborn Empire of Ulm wrote:

,,Continue firing! Those pests will not stop us from fulfilling our objective!''
,,Sir The Girl is on the move!''
,,I understand leave this to me. I will hold out at least long enough for Steinberg and Herrlein to arrive.''

V-Team Lt: SIR, SIGNAL APPROACHING BEARING 167!

V-Team Captain: Think it’s her Herr Inquisitor?

Reborn Empire of Ulm wrote:

,,There is no doubt about it. This presence is very strong so it must be her. I will be unable to defend myself while battling her so I entrust my life to you. I also have one request. If I suddenly start screaming something unintelligible then I want you to kill me before I do any damage. With that said let's get to it. The faster we take care of her the better.''

V-Team Captain: Jawhol Herr Inquisitor!

The Girl jumps out from the Dense woods

The Girl: I fooound you~

G-Team Lt: SHOOT IT! AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DONT LOOK IT DIRECTLY IN THE EYES!

Bruderschaft Des Deutsche Volkes wrote:

V-Team Captain: Jawhol Herr Inquisitor!

The Girl jumps out from the Dense woods

The Girl: I fooound you~

G-Team Lt: SHOOT IT! AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DONT LOOK IT DIRECTLY IN THE EYES!

,,Wölfflin I know that it is not your speciality but I need your help. She is powerful and I need all the help I can get before all of us are here. Her skills may be untrained but she makes up for it with sheer force."
,,As you wish."

,,SHOOT THAT THING! DO NOT LET IT GET CLOSE TO THE INQUISITORS!"
,,HOLD THE LINE!"
,,STAY IN FORMATION! DEPLOY PSYCHIC DISRUPTOR!"

Reborn Empire of Ulm wrote:

,,Wölfflin I know that it is not your speciality but I need your help. She is powerful and I need all the help I can get before all of us are here. Her skills may be untrained but she makes up for it with sheer force."
,,As you wish."

,,SHOOT THAT THING! DO NOT LET IT GET CLOSE TO THE INQUISITORS!"
,,HOLD THE LINE!"
,,STAY IN FORMATION! DEPLOY PSYCHIC DISRUPTOR!"

G-Team Captain: YOU HEARD THEM! HOLD THE LINE! FUR DEN KAISERIN! Huh?

The Girl walks up to the Captain

The Girl: Hehe, I got you!

G-Team Captain: WAS IST?! NEIN!

The Captain reels back

I'm thinking about changing the masculine, feminine, and neutral articles in Zoygarian to make them less Spanish and more... Zoygarian.

The masculine, el, would become li
The feminine, la, would remain the same
And the neutral it, le, would become lo

I may also introduce accent marks to show gaps between words. Who knows?

Bruderschaft Des Deutsche Volkes wrote:

G-Team Captain: LET GO OF ME! SOMEONE GET IT OFF OF ME!

The Girl: You struggle more than those other guys, they weren’t any fun. But you have some use, a shame he isn’t around anymore.

G-Team Captain: WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

The Girl Stabs G-Teams Captain with what looks to be a crudely made dagger

V-Team Captain: SHOOT IT! G-TEAMS CAPTAIN IS COMPROMISED! TERMINATE PRIORITY 2! ITS NOW OR NEVER!

,,DAMMIT! CONTINUE FIRING!"
,,REINFOREMENTS ARE HERE!"
,,WAIT. IF THEY ARE HERE... THEN SO ARE THE REST OF THE INQUISITORS."
,,Precisely. Playtime is over."

Suddenly The Girl starts shaking and shrieking.

Reborn Empire of Ulm wrote:

,,DAMMIT! CONTINUE FIRING!"
,,REINFOREMENTS ARE HERE!"
,,WAIT. IF THEY ARE HERE... THEN SO ARE THE REST OF THE INQUISITORS."
,,Precisely. Playtime is over."

Suddenly The Girl starts shaking and shrieking.

G-Team Captain: Hehehe- looks like I’m not coming back from this one. I’ve got a parting gift for you
Pulls pin on Handgranate, seconds pass at the grenade goes off

V-Team Captain: THE HELL?! NO MATTER! KEEP FIRING MEN! THE BATTLE IS ALMOST OURS!

Zoygaria wrote:

I want people to make memes about Zoygarian the same way people make memes about French or Polish

Me: Noooo, you can't just stick random accents marks everywhere!

The Zoygarian language: Khá khá Í k'an't héa'r yo'ú'

English:
-two
-second

Polish:
-dwa
-dwie
-dwoje
-dwóch
-dwaj
-dwiema
-dwom
-dwoma
-dwojga
-dwojgu
-dwojgiem
-dwójka
-dwójki
-dwójkę
-dwójką
-dwójce
-dwójko

Le epic troll

Bruderschaft Des Deutsche Volkes wrote:

V-Team Captain: ICH CANT HEAR A DAMNED THING! IT WONT STOP SHRIEKING! SHOOT IT.

The Girl stops moving momentarily but continues to shriek

Unnamed Lt: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING MADE OF?! WHY WONT IT FALL?!

Steinberg falls onto his knees. The Girl starts twisting in the air and a loud crack is heard. Hellhound-34,35,36 run up to her with flamethrowers but are sent flying.

Reborn Empire of Ulm wrote:

Steinberg falls onto his knees. The Girl starts twisting in the air and a loud crack is heard. Hellhound-34,35,36 run up to her with flamethrowers but are sent flying.

V-Team Captain: What the hell? This wasn’t mentioned in the brief?

The Girl begins to laugh maniacally

The Girl: I Havent had this much fun in a long time! Not ever since you brought those armoured things.

V-Team Captain: NEVER YIELD! WE ARE CLOSE! SHE HAS TO HAVE A WEAK POINT!

Bruderschaft Des Deutsche Volkes wrote:

V-Team Captain: What the hell? This wasn’t mentioned in the brief?

The Girl begins to laugh maniacally

The Girl: I Havent had this much fun in a long time! Not ever since you brought those armoured things.

V-Team Captain: NEVER YIELD! WE ARE CLOSE! SHE HAS TO HAVE A WEAK POINT!

,,CONTINUE THE ATTACK! WE WILL DROWN HER IN OUR BLOOD IF WE NEED TO!"

Air is suddenly getting heavy and random electric discharges appear.

,,WE. WILL. NOT. YIELD!!!"

Bruderschaft Des Deutsche Volkes wrote:

The Girl: More maniacal laughter This is so much fun! It’s a shame you won’t be alive soon.

Stray bullet hits the amulet on its chest

The Girl: shrieks once more, causing a lull in the electric discharge

,,THAT'S IT! FOCUS FIRE ON THE AMULET!"
,,IT IS YOU WHO WILL DIE HERE!"

All Hellhounds open fire on the amulet.