by Max Barry

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Region: the Pacific

I was sitting in class today
Trying to think of something to say
The teacher was asking questions
Some dweeb behind me was making suggestions
Didn't matter, my mind was farrrr awayyyy...

They plucked her out from the stomach of a gorilla.
Her hair was wet and her tongue was bitter.
Oh that gorilla, they had to put awayyyy...

Animal Control they weren't happy.
To see that ape go flappy.
Now the species is extinct...
But Krull doesn't care he just gives a wink...

Bunny rabbits don't like gorillas
They are more agreeable to chinchillas
Some suspect that the chinchilla
Put the girl in the gorilla...

Now the girl is out and she is fine
The zoo gave her a bottle of rice and wine
Now she's back in the establishment
Now she's back in the establishment

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