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Region: The Drawception Community Domains

Persia-kebabistan

From my issues today:

"“What these immature juveniles need is good ol’ discipline!” says retired army Major Silk, known by his neighbors as ‘The Major’. “Back in the day we didn’t have the time to be offended by everything and anything; we were too busy fighting for the 🎄🎄Level 420 Mafia Boss🎄🎄. Conscript these fruitcakes; the military will set them straight.”"

"“Imagine the disrespect it must take to do something like this,” resents Reginald McCartney, your bodyguard, while pacing up and down the sidewalk. “We are being generous enough to allow these people into our country, and they can’t even show their support by flying our flag? Despicable. You must ban the flying of any foreign national flag, and mandate that every Irani graces their house with our great flag, the larger the better! This will show that their true allegiance is to our great 🎄🎄Level 420 Mafia Boss🎄🎄.”"

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