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Lily pad nation wrote:

Why would I bark at Alice when she always brings me treats to keep quiet? I would never betray a friend like that!

Tsunamy wrote:

Am I the only person who thinks these poll options are variations on the same thing? ;)

Well with one you suffer all the time, and with the other you lose half your life as a non-sapient being.

I would rather be hoarse than a horse, or worse yet, a hoarse horse!

Lily pad nation wrote:

Why would I bark at Alice when she always brings me treats to keep quiet? I would never betray a friend like that!

What about me feeding you, taking you on walkies, scratching your itchies and belly, making sure you are healthy, and other such things?

I give you treats!

If I prick you, do you not bleed?

If I choke you, do you not like it choke? (Sorry, thought you were Volaworand for a second there!)

If I torture you, do you not scream/laugh (if it's tickle time torture)?

Alice Parker wrote:

Here --> St Trinian

Imma get me a education to be good stealer!

*fires up the forge and begins to smelt the iron ore*

Curlyhoward wrote:

oooooooooooooooopsie.....might we please put the blame on Monday Alice darling???

What did Monday ever do to you, aside from the whole casino-thing-that-we-won't-talk-about-because-it-undermines-my-point incident?