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Region: The East Pacific

Fedele wrote:Fedele Fantoccini is seen walking in the woods with a PVC pipe and a drawstring backpack slung over his shoulder. He comes upon a eucalyptus tree. Looking up, he spots a koala.

"Hmmm..."

Fedele pulls a lighter from his pocket.

"This is your moment, Zippy."

He swings the backpack to his front from around his shoulder, reaches in, and removes a bottle rocket. He inserts the bottle rocket into the PVC pipe, lights the fuse, aims the PVC pipe at the koala, braces the bottom of the PVC pipe against the palm of his hand, and waits.

"I should have gotten a shorter fuse."

The fuse burns his hand severely as its long coil, resting on his palm, is consumed by the flame. He regards the searing pain as some proof of patriotism but also wishes he had considered that more thoroughly.

Fedele waits.

Fedele RPing

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Fedele, Wiranath, Zukchiva, Kampf Empire, and 1 otherWestern pakistan

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