by Max Barry

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Region: The North Pacific

"Thank you all for coming to this statement today. After I speak, my aide here will translate this message in français and deutsch. This is going to be a short press release, but I hope it will be enough to satisfy you all. I am here to talk about recent relations with Fuseana. As the thaurbainalic month has ended, everyone has the right to be quite confused as to what has happened and what will happen. The rumours that war will be waged are untrue and unfounded. There will be no war.

Effective immediately, Penult will withdraw all of its interest in Fuseana. Despite our previous fellowship, recent political events and contrary inter-alliance involvements have caused some difficulties in our future partnership, thus we have no choice—as promulgated by our alliance leaders—but to respect Fuseanan independence and their merger with Deerfenland. Court-consulted transit will be reintroduced, and policies granting Fuseanans asylum in Penult will be repealed. This is the end of the matter. Belligerency and distasteful political sentiments has formed some unsatisfactory diplomacy between Fuseana and the Empire of Penult."