by Max Barry

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Region: Philippines

Secular state of the philippines

Attention to all member-states of Philippines: Ecnav Enitsuj has been reclassified from Corrupt Dictatorship to Psychotic Dictatorship due to the excessive cringe resulting from exposure to "Budots" dance craze.

I implore all remaining uninfected member-states to follow the standard procedure against the first signs of infection: Shoot and kill the infected regardless of age, national identity, religious preference and sexual orientation. Therapy and reprogramming music taste remains obsolete; lethal means remains as the sole solution for the on-going 4 year epidemic plaguing our motherland.

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