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The Lowest Crime Rates in 100 Nations of Conquest

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Unpleasantness of Cellulite	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Yikes!”
2.	The Portly Poultry of Plump Hen	Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois	“Get the cluck out of here.”
3.	The Commonwealth of Umberhulk	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“KILL!”
4.	The Most Serene Republic of Oceanus Procellarum	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“In the name of the moon, I will punish you!”
5.	The Power of Puce	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Simply the best.”
6.	The Sultanate of Sliced Lunchmeat	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“The best thing since sliced bread.”
7.	The Gornworld of S-sgarnon	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Merciful and quick.”
8.	The Futility of Moot Point	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“The question is moot.”
9.	The Nude Land of Nude Men	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Cast off the tyranny of pants!”
10.	The Oppressed Peoples of Wandering Jew	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“See: JEWS IN SPACE!”

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