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Coldian wrote:“W-W-WHISKEY?!?!!!!” Chugs a bottle of Whiskey “WHERE CAN I GET THIS WHISKEY”

Not here. Whiskey is banned.

Thecheesyempire wrote:Hi! I don't think I've met you before! I'm trying to get people to sign up and buy tickets for my event!
Would you like to join?

Sure I’ll sign up. How much is it?

Thecheesyempire wrote:Not here. Whiskey is banned.

... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!??>:/

Coldian wrote:Sure I’ll sign up. How much is it?

$20 per person!

Coldian wrote:... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!??>:/

Calm down Coldian, It'll be ok!
Here *Hands Coldian a glass* it is traditional Gong apple juice Whiskey! :D

Coldian wrote:... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!??>:/

See

Banned Things

by Thecheesyempire

-Swiss Cheese "1700-1800s"

-Cigarettes and vaping "1981"

-Farmer Cheese; "The Farmer Cheese Act of 1984"

-Robots and artificial humans "2098"

-Beer but vodka and whiskey is ok "2102"

-Cannot own more than two houses "2187"

-Wine is only allowed on holidays "2190"

-Microwaves "2268"

-Alley bars "2270"

-3 wheeled vehicles "2274"

-Hover Cars "2274"

-Ginger Ale and 7up sodas "2283"

-Nude Beaches "2301"

-Biscuits are only allowed on holidays "2301"

-Cannot ship swiss over to other nations "2301"

-Eye makeup "2307"

-Drug factories "2310"

-Cannot own more than 1 pet in one household "2327"

-Can only have 3 children per family household "2327"

-You can't drop out of school "2332"

-Whiskey is now banned "2381"

-Tobacco is banned "2404"

Read factbook

The timeline progresses of things getting banned as it goes down.

Thecheesyempire wrote:See

Banned Things

by Thecheesyempire

-Swiss Cheese "1700-1800s"

-Cigarettes and vaping "1981"

-Farmer Cheese; "The Farmer Cheese Act of 1984"

-Robots and artificial humans "2098"

-Beer but vodka and whiskey is ok "2102"

-Cannot own more than two houses "2187"

-Wine is only allowed on holidays "2190"

-Microwaves "2268"

-Alley bars "2270"

-3 wheeled vehicles "2274"

-Hover Cars "2274"

-Ginger Ale and 7up sodas "2283"

-Nude Beaches "2301"

-Biscuits are only allowed on holidays "2301"

-Cannot ship swiss over to other nations "2301"

-Eye makeup "2307"

-Drug factories "2310"

-Cannot own more than 1 pet in one household "2327"

-Can only have 3 children per family household "2327"

-You can't drop out of school "2332"

-Whiskey is now banned "2381"

-Tobacco is banned "2404"

Read factbook

Why is biscuit limited?

Thecheesyempire wrote:See

Banned Things

by Thecheesyempire

-Swiss Cheese "1700-1800s"

-Cigarettes and vaping "1981"

-Farmer Cheese; "The Farmer Cheese Act of 1984"

-Robots and artificial humans "2098"

-Beer but vodka and whiskey is ok "2102"

-Cannot own more than two houses "2187"

-Wine is only allowed on holidays "2190"

-Microwaves "2268"

-Alley bars "2270"

-3 wheeled vehicles "2274"

-Hover Cars "2274"

-Ginger Ale and 7up sodas "2283"

-Nude Beaches "2301"

-Biscuits are only allowed on holidays "2301"

-Cannot ship swiss over to other nations "2301"

-Eye makeup "2307"

-Drug factories "2310"

-Cannot own more than 1 pet in one household "2327"

-Can only have 3 children per family household "2327"

-You can't drop out of school "2332"

-Whiskey is now banned "2381"

-Tobacco is banned "2404"

Read factbook

Damn you've banned like 70% of Haivon.

Thecheesyempire wrote:Do you want to participate in the Soul Hunter Festival The Galactic American Imperium?

What's that?

Thecheesyempire wrote:$20 per person!

Okay I’ll go Pays 20 dollars, is it okay if I pay 40 million to have military veterans and injured soldiers (from the rebellion) come as well?

Soon there will be a legislation on the ban of Molotov or Molotoves.

Thecheesyempire wrote:Soon there will be a legislation on the ban of Molotov or Molotoves.

Hmmmmmmmmm

Horacellum wrote:Why is biscuit limited?

It's a holiday/God Takka religion thing.

Thecheesyempire wrote:See

Banned Things

by Thecheesyempire

-Swiss Cheese "1700-1800s"

-Cigarettes and vaping "1981"

-Farmer Cheese; "The Farmer Cheese Act of 1984"

-Robots and artificial humans "2098"

-Beer but vodka and whiskey is ok "2102"

-Cannot own more than two houses "2187"

-Wine is only allowed on holidays "2190"

-Microwaves "2268"

-Alley bars "2270"

-3 wheeled vehicles "2274"

-Hover Cars "2274"

-Ginger Ale and 7up sodas "2283"

-Nude Beaches "2301"

-Biscuits are only allowed on holidays "2301"

-Cannot ship swiss over to other nations "2301"

-Eye makeup "2307"

-Drug factories "2310"

-Cannot own more than 1 pet in one household "2327"

-Can only have 3 children per family household "2327"

-You can't drop out of school "2332"

-Whiskey is now banned "2381"

-Tobacco is banned "2404"

Read factbook

“What do you have against whiskey and bourbon?” Takes a shot of Whiskey

Thecheesyempire wrote:Soon there will be a legislation on the ban of Molotov or Molotoves.

Oh **** it's getting to 80%

Thecheesyempire wrote:It's a holiday/God Takka religion thing.

Ah.. a man of Faith as well..

Coldian wrote:“What do you have against whiskey and bourbon?” Takes a shot of Whiskey

"Or with AIs?"

Shoots Laser with eyes

Coldian wrote:Okay I’ll go Pays 20 dollars, is it okay if I pay 40 million to have military veterans and injured soldiers (from the rebellion) come as well?

Sure....?

Coldian wrote:“What do you have against whiskey and bourbon?” Takes a shot of Whiskey

*laughs in prohibition policy*

Horacellum wrote:Ah.. a man of Faith as well..

Yea there was a few problems...before...now it's the Refreshment Era, not too long ago.

Horacellum wrote:*laughs in prohibition policy*

Takes another shot of Whiskey

Horacellum wrote:*laughs in prohibition policy*

ITS A RELIGION THING

Why people ban things?

Thecheesyempire wrote:Sure....?

(The reason I’m paying 40 million is because I’m paying for 2 million people)

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