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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Crime Rates: 159th Most Rebellious Youth: 195th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 208th+37
Most Armed: 216th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 226th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 272nd Fattest Citizens: 283rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 304th Highest Economic Output: 306th Highest Disposable Incomes: 307th Most Influential: 318th Most Avoided: 350th Rudest Citizens: 423rd Largest Black Market: 529th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 533rd Largest Retail Industry: 558th Largest Publishing Industry: 568th Largest Mining Sector: 589th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 601st Highest Average Incomes: 656th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 677th Largest Information Technology Sector: 687th Most Nations: 754th Most Scientifically Advanced: 773rd Largest Gambling Industry: 789th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 855th Smartest Citizens: 873rd Most Cultured: 889th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 985th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,107th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,120th Nudest: 1,220th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,360th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,464th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,482nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,605th Largest Populations: 1,737th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,785th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,867th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,376th
World Factbook Entry

So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO™.

Want to find out more? Try spying on our Linkforum!


Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, Zhaucauozian Friendship, International Democratic Union, The Pleiades, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Gatesville Inc, Western Atlantic, The Realm of Hibernia, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, and 8 others.The Security Council, Right to Life, Southern Malibu Islands, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, Gay, and The Joint Systems Alliance.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Medium, Multi-Species, National Sovereigntist, and 5 others.Offsite Forums, Puppet Storage, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 21 nations, the 754th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Foreign Aid Spending in Antarctic Oasis

The World Census intercepted food drops in several war-torn regions to determine which nations spent the most on international aid.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 8,098th in the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Chiefdom of KriovalScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Valiyos, be Strong!”
2.The Holy Republic of Fundamentally FlawedScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Peccavi!”
3.The Commonwealth of Communist TaxachusettsLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Non serviemus, caniculae!”
4.The Everlasting Eventide of Polar NightLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.”
5.The Deplorable Malfeasances of Capitalist ReichIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Over Five-Billion Enslaved™”
6.The Republic of WA ArmyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“For Justice and Tacos”
7.The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of CottiaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“:)”
8.The Grand Republic of The Martian American StatesCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Party like its 1889”
9.The Commonwealth of Perpetual ExemptionCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“You Can Go Your Own Way”
10.The Jingoistic Theocracy of The Imperial StateIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Don't Tread On Me”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

We have two new nations here. Normally Murray would be doing the official greetings, but it seems he has been accidentally locked in a wooden chest by a Destructor Bunny who lost the key. We're working on getting a locksmith. Anyway greetings to The Capitalist Reich and Jaza Fmorthaland. I'll try to be nice even though one of you came from 10000 Islands(a region I hold in depest contempt due to the personality of a former Delegate of that region). Welcome. Just ignore any glowing clouds or insane cacklng laughter from any nation across your borders, those are just signs of we like to call progress.

The Palentine wrote:We have two new nations here. Normally Murray would be doing the official greetings, but it seems he has been accidentally locked in a wooden chest by a Destructor Bunny who lost the key. We're working on getting a locksmith. Anyway greetings to The Capitalist Reich and Jaza Fmorthaland. I'll try to be nice even though one of you came from 10000 Islands(a region I hold in depest contempt due to the personality of a former Delegate of that region). Welcome. Just ignore any glowing clouds or insane cacklng laughter from any nation across your borders, those are just signs of we like to call progress.

on the contrary, since that nation left 10,000 islands, it means they're only 9,999 islands now. the more recruiting you do from there, the weaker their power gets.

Hail friends! Nuke Day is here once again and I reach out to you today to join the Horsemen of the Apocalypse! We won last year and plan to do it again!

Count down is here: page=news/2020/09/22/index.html

I welcome you to pin the Factbook to your WFE if you wanna join as a member region.


“We impose order on the chaos of faction evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”
- The Stalker when asked the purpose of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

The non-aggression pact, the shameless megafaction, the backroom agreement, these are the tools of cowards and weaklings. True glory rests in the hands of those who succeed on their own merits. Strength is the only currency accepted by The Atom, and only the strong will prosper on N-Day. The Horsemen of the Apocalypse are the greatest faction in N-Day history, that is a simple fact, the highest score ever, the highest faction population ever, the most nukes ever, the most shields ever, the only faction to ever finish at #1 with no radiation, our accolades are limitless, our abilities are peerless. You all know who we are, and you know what we're about. If you wish to free yourself from the shackles placed upon you by bickering cowards and sycophants then seek us out. The ability to choose what is destroyed, when, and in what manner is the exclusive prerogative of the powerful, following the weak will only lead to you being counted among the vanquished.

RP aside, we dominated virtually unchallenged last time, and we're going to win again this time even if it requires us to actually try a little. If you want to be in the #1 faction then join us, accept no substitutes. As [v] herself said, 549 out of 574 Factions finished with a negative score, of the 25 positive scores one was us and the other 24 stayed positive solely because we couldn't be bothered to wreck them.

If you want to flex on all the other nerds that play this game join our Discord now and join our faction once the event starts.

LinkDiscord link: https://discord.gg/6gcjmmd

Join the Horsemen HERE!

LinkAnd I heard as it were the noise of thunder, One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw, and behold...

The Count Down: page=news

It's time for round five my friends, The Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride once again.

Hell, Underworld, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, and bringers of the apocalypse reunite for round five.

For those not around last time and for those of us in need of a refresher please read over the NS News dispatch here; page=dispatch/id=874170

Simple Version.
1. Join faction to start building production
2. Spend Production on missiles or shields
3. Use missile to strike foes for points, use shields to stop incoming missiles
4. Read ^ dispatch, V read the Plan.
5. Be on the Discord! >>> LinkHERE! <<<

The Plan
This year we show no mercy. Join us and you will be free to attack whomever you wish, we have only targets and make no non-aggression pacts.

Join us on the Linkdiscord for organization hits, or pick your own targets on your own.

Stick to your specialty, if you're military build nukes, if you're strategic build shields. If you're economic do whatever you please. Whatever your specialization be ready to fight at the start, who knows how many losers from last year will try and fail to get revenge on us early.

Altmoras is the Lord of War, leader of the Horsemen, follow his orders.

Like last time we work from the shadows again. We don't start fights or hit randomly, we won't draw blood, we will slaughter them all at once. We will focus on small or inactive groups. We will avoid taking strikes and create truces.

Best way to avoid becoming a repeated target will be to keep our defense strong, if they can't land a strike on us, and we don't attack them, they will move on. While we'll focus on earning points.

I wanna encourage folks to have a 40% offense, 60% defense slant on production. Particularly at the start of the game and while people are more active. At the start we will see a lot of attacks coming in from everywhere, so have your defenses ready. Remember it is better to stop the first attack to discourage future attacks, strikes only get easier later on.

All of this will be organized through our discord.

Altmoras is the Lord of War, leader of the Horsemen, follow his orders.

FAQ
How many nations to use?

Short answer, as many as you can manage, and in relationship to the time you plan to put in.

Everyone should use at least one nation, if you plan to put in the time and effort use a few more. Remember you build resource/"production" only when the nation is in the Faction. Allowing you to buy shields and missiles, more nations means more you can build up, have one nation just for defense, one for missiles, etc.

However more nations also means more targets for our foes to target! So you gotta pull the weight of the nations you use. Lots of inactive targets is bad, what we want is the right amount of active folks making best use of the max production they can handle.

Does this affect my nations stats??

No! There are no long term repercussions.

Horsemen Scores of prior N-Days
N-Day I: We made it into 30th for top strike, our offense was on point. However we didn't have nearly enough defense, we also attacked indiscriminately, started fights, and got mass attacked by everyone in return.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, and bringers of the apocalypse.

N-Day II: We made it into 12th place with 12,606 strikes, and only taking 5,827 hits.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, and bringers of the apocalypse.

N-Day III: We rocked the house taking 2nd place thanks to the tireless work of Altmoras, with 67,539 strikes, and only taking a mere 39 hits.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, Citadel of Ricks, and bringers of the apocalypse.

N-Day IV: We won. We came in 1st. 332,564 strikes and not a single hit landed on us. We are the Kings of the Apocalypse!! Great work to all involved, special thanks to organizer and leader of the Horsemen Altmoras!
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, Citadel of Ricks, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, and bringers of the apocalypse.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

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Join us!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/6gcjmmd

The Palentine wrote:... Just ignore any glowing clouds or insane cacklng laughter from any nation across your borders, those are just signs of we like to call progress.


sometimes i cackle for no apparent reason

Where's the opt-out link for all this stupid nuclear sh!t?

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Where's the opt-out link for all this stupid nuclear sh!t?

I'm not sure bossman. I think if you didn't join a team or faction you're supposed to be left alone.

i'm a lazy mutherhubbard, and don't always log in every day (sometimes several days). so the nuke-you-ler stuff might be fun, but i'd hate to f-up just because i wasn't online when needed to respond to something.

Did I sleep through the apocalypse again?

South Jenstown wrote:Did I sleep through the apocalypse again?

(Looks at the world...) Not unless you've been in a coma since 1971.

Results from the last two issues for the Palentine😁😂

the 'sing-a-long with Empress Jhessan Spaulding' album is a popular souvenir

Palentinean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Empress Jhessan Spaulding

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