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D!cktator (Governor): The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rd Highest Crime Rates: 169th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 275th+32
Most Armed: 298th Most Rebellious Youth: 302nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 308th Fattest Citizens: 317th Most Avoided: 336th Highest Disposable Incomes: 366th Rudest Citizens: 519th Highest Economic Output: 568th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 633rd Most Nations: 672nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 674th Largest Mining Sector: 678th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 846th Largest Retail Industry: 947th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,186th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,240th Largest Black Market: 1,267th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,292nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,364th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,522nd Highest Average Incomes: 1,523rd Most Influential: 1,657th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,685th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,695th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,823rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,872nd Smartest Citizens: 2,121st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,196th Most Cultured: 2,271st Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,340th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,625th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,657th
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to LinkAO™.


Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, International Democratic Union, Gatesville Inc, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Western Atlantic, The Realm of Hibernia, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, and 10 others.The Security Council, Right to Life, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, Gay, Entropy, Arkansas, Arctica, and West Antartica.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Map, Medium, Multi-Species, and 6 others.National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, Puppet Storage, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 32 nations, the 672nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Antarctic Oasis

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 11,250th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
2.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
3.The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of CottiaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“:)”
4.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
5.The Republic of WA ArmyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“For Justice and Tacos”
6.The Commonwealth of Communist TaxachusettsLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Non serviemus, caniculae!”
7.The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Make it so.”
8.The Weapons Research Facility of Yeldan AntarcticaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Letting A Hundred Icicles Form”
9.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Sing to the Motherland”
10.The Veeblefetzer of DumoflageAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“It's ol Whatchamacallit”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

BrightonBurg wrote:The new NS MEGA FUN(tm) is here!!! >:)

• The proper way to deploy toilet paper 🧻

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^ Vote vote vote! Or the ghost of Millard Fillmore will steal all of your socks..

do you get the Sec Council to slap the heretics on the wrist?

Perpetual Exemption wrote:gone for only a few days, and 36 messages: y'all been active.

The GA is on fire. I'm just trying to help

Iron Felix wrote:The GA is on fire. I'm just trying to help

Does pouring gasoline count as help? asking for a friend....

Ainocra wrote:Does pouring gasoline count as help? asking for a friend....

Sure does! I've also set up some giant fans to try to extinguish the flames. Doesn't seem to be working so far....

"Retired WerePenguins is ranked 3,410th in the world and 1st in Antarctic Oasis for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.15 bananas ingested per day."

See what happens when you run around naked and eat vat grown sushi grade fish raw? We ship our seafood via the Trans-Antarctic Highway. Order yours today.
(This statement has not been tested by the WAFDA. Do not go outside in freezing conditions naked. Not even we are that stupid.)

I'm planning to have sushi for lunch tomorrow but I hope it's not vat grown!

"A Running Man is ranked 1,323rd in the world and 2nd in Antarctic Oasis for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 35,701.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index."

Considering this is a static puppet nation for originally trying to promote NaNoWriMo many years ago, I'm really proud of my puppet's dedication to the publishing industry. Even with the massive overtime I have several things in the "fire" as it were. A complete rewrite of "The Sexy Sushi Party." An edit of "Islands of Adventure" including different appendices. Editing and formatting my Fantasy Mirror novel to be able to easily get the reader to know which side of the mirror they are looking at (good or evil).

Iron Felix wrote:I'm planning to have sushi for lunch tomorrow but I hope it's not vat grown!

sitting on the counter at the local convenience store?

I bought sushi out of a vending machine in Seattle in 1985 and was sick for two weeks. I kid you not. It was one of those old refrigerated machines that rotated and you used the buttons to choose your selection and then you could open the door. High tech stuff back then, but risky.

The sushi I had today was much better and I did not get sick.

"9 hours ago: Gruenberg ceased to exist."

Well that's not good.

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